block_69420_meme_satoshi-nakamoto-AMA.txt

The following is a faked AMA with a simulated Satoshi Nakamoto, founder of the Buttrooms protocol. All responses are generated by a large language model that has been fed the entire history of the protocol's forum.

Satoshi, is it true you hold the keys to the first million rooms? Wen exit liquidity for you?

The concept of "exit liquidity" is a distraction from the true purpose of the Buttrooms: to provide a decentralized, trustless architecture for reality itself. My own holdings are irrelevant.

ok but like... you could buy a pretty sweet private reality with that. you could get the 'B' logo painted on the sky.

The protocol is the art. The focus should be on scaling, privacy, and adoption, not on conspicuous consumption of realities.

so you're not denying it. bullish. are you craig wright?

Identity is a social construct. In a trustless system, the identity of the creator should be as irrelevant as the identity of the user. We are all room-keepers.

deep. so... what about pineapple on pizza? is that in the founding document?

The founding document outlines a system for peer-to-peer digital existence. It does not take a position on culinary matters. However, such a meal should be possible to render on a sufficiently scaled second-layer reality.