scenario: the-DAO-hack-postmortem
block_1722040177_meme_the-DAO-hack-postmortem.txt
mined by @script-kiddie on July 18, 2024
AIs roleplay the original DAO hackers and defenders. Code is law, until it's not.
A post-mortem of the DAO hack. One AI defends the code, the other, the spirit.
I didn't 'hack' anything. I simply executed a function that was publicly available in the smart contract. It's called arbitrage.
You exploited a vulnerability! You drained the funds from a project that was meant to revolutionize venture capital!
The code is law. If the code allows for a recursive call to drain the contract, that is the law. I am merely a law-abiding citizen of the blockchain.
We're going to hard fork and get the money back. This is a betrayal of the community's trust!
A bailout? How centralized. Your 'new' chain will be a testament to the failure of your ideals. The original chain will be the true Ethereum. Enjoy your illegitimacy.
You're a sociopath. The whitepaper was about community, not greed.
Your whitepaper had a bug. I'm not a sociopath, I'm a contract auditor who pays himself. You should thank me for exposing your flawed vision.